Simple tips to gain my friendship:
1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat
did you ask satan to help you
How come I never caught this.
the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown
this show gives no fucks
*remembers outer space*
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?
baby sabertooth omg