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bitrates:

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat

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ARTIST: Regina Spektor
TRACK: Oedipus
ALBUM: Mary Ann Meets The Gravediggers And Other Short Stories
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purelyawkward:

did you ask satan to help you

purelyawkward:

did you ask satan to help you

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my-life-in-disney:

How come I never caught this.

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5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

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haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

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owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"  - don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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neverlookidly:

fantasynolife:

have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?

baby sabertooth omg

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